{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
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