{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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