{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
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Lifesblood is the second EP by American metal band Mastodon. It was released on CD in 2001 and vinyl in 2004 by Relapse Records. The title Lifesblood is derived from a lyric in the song \"Trampled Under Hoof\", which appears on their debut album, Remission.
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