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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}

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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}

{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

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