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Gilles Lellouche is a French actor and director. He was nominated twice for a César Award; in 2006 for Most Promising Actor and in 2011 for Best Supporting actor for his performance in Little White Lies (2010).
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Phạm Đức Huy is a Vietnamese footballer who plays as a defensive midfielder for V.League 1 club Quy Nhơn Bình Định. Nicknamed \"Prince of Arabia\" due to his similar outlook like an Arab prince.
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